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The Scandinavian Aggressors

The Scandinavian Aggressors

An offbeat odyssey into the freezing heart of the modern Northlands.

2022

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Pinned

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The Writing Cooperative

Reflections on Print-On-Demand Self-Publishing

Some insights regarding certain key decisions related to book production and promotion that most guides fail to mention

14 min readJan 21, 2021

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Reflections on Print-On-Demand Self-Publishing

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Slackjaw

It’s Company Karaoke Night And I’m Ready To Perform “Slaughter Of The Soul”

We will reap as we have sown, reap as we have sown

3 min readSep 19, 2023

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It’s Company Karaoke Night And I’m Ready To Perform “Slaughter Of The Soul”

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Slackjaw

Jump, Dog, Jump, As I Taunt You With This Absurdly Overpriced Home!

The other masters won’t sell their treats because they’re afraid they’ll only make double on their investment.

4 min readMay 22, 2023

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Jump, Dog, Jump, As I Taunt You With This Absurdly Overpriced Home!

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Slackjaw

A Critical Architectural Review Of Valhalla

The excessive litter of maimed and mutilated body parts contribute to its negative and uninviting experiential qualities

4 min readDec 27, 2022

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A Critical Architectural Review Of Valhalla

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Slackjaw

The Only Thing Strong Enough To Power Our Latest Software Update Is A Nuclear Reactor

Every subscriber of our software will soon be receiving a shipment of uranium fuel rods at the address we have on file.

4 min readAug 28, 2022

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The Only Thing Strong Enough To Power Our Latest Software Update Is A Nuclear Reactor

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Slackjaw

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works, Part 2

The plot suffers in favor of an ongoing and relentless character study of the eponymous villain (“Woohoo, witchy woman / See how high she…

5 min readNov 3, 2021

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A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works, Part 2

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Rowdy Geirsson
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Slackjaw

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

The complicated plot is full of antagonists (“I’ve got seven women on my mind / Four that wanna own me / Two that wanna stone me / One says…

4 min readOct 13, 2021

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A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

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Rowdy Geirsson
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Slackjaw

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of Led Zeppelin’s Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

The plot meanders without focus (“Oh, yeah, alright / Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah / Ah, ah, ah, ah / Oh, don’t leave me so confused, no”).

4 min readApr 26, 2021

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A Critical Analysis Of Some Of Led Zeppelin’s Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

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The Haven

How to Ensure That Your Original Content Fails to Go Viral

Start with the decision to write a short humor article

3 min readApr 23, 2021

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How to Ensure That Your Original Content Fails to Go Viral

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Rowdy Geirsson
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Slackjaw

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of AC/DC’s Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

We are treated to a particularly challenging and rare form of meter: that of the “backseat rhythm” variety.

5 min readNov 27, 2020

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Rowdy Geirsson

Rowdy Geirsson

Book Author

Promoting Leif Eriksson awareness and failing. Atrocities beyond the Medium Bubble at Metal Sucks, McSweeney’s & Points in Case. www.scandinavianaggression.com

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