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The Scandinavian Aggressors

The Scandinavian Aggressors

An offbeat odyssey into the freezing heart of the modern Northlands.

2022

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The Writing Cooperative

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Jan 21, 2021

Reflections on Print-On-Demand Self-Publishing

Some insights regarding certain key decisions related to book production and promotion that most guides fail to mention

Reflections on Print-On-Demand Self-Publishing

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Oct 23, 2024

My Top Priority As An Editor Is Ignoring The Contributors To My Publication

Total disregard is my business, and business is good

My Top Priority As An Editor Is Ignoring The Contributors To My Publication

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Oct 5, 2024

If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Local Craft Business

The key ingredients in my craft humor articles are buzzwords paired with trendy phrases.

If Humor Writers Described Their Work As If They Were Running A Local Craft Business

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Sep 19, 2023

It’s Company Karaoke Night And I’m Ready To Perform “Slaughter Of The Soul”

We will reap as we have sown, reap as we have sown

It’s Company Karaoke Night And I’m Ready To Perform “Slaughter Of The Soul”

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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May 22, 2023

Jump, Dog, Jump, As I Taunt You With This Absurdly Overpriced Home!

The other masters won’t sell their treats because they’re afraid they’ll only make double on their investment.

Jump, Dog, Jump, As I Taunt You With This Absurdly Overpriced Home!

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Dec 27, 2022

A Critical Architectural Review Of Valhalla

The excessive litter of maimed and mutilated body parts contribute to its negative and uninviting experiential qualities

A Critical Architectural Review Of Valhalla

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Aug 28, 2022

The Only Thing Strong Enough To Power Our Latest Software Update Is A Nuclear Reactor

Every subscriber of our software will soon be receiving a shipment of uranium fuel rods at the address we have on file.

The Only Thing Strong Enough To Power Our Latest Software Update Is A Nuclear Reactor

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Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Nov 3, 2021

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works, Part 2

The plot suffers in favor of an ongoing and relentless character study of the eponymous villain (“Woohoo, witchy woman / See how high she…

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works, Part 2

In

Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Oct 13, 2021

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

The complicated plot is full of antagonists (“I’ve got seven women on my mind / Four that wanna own me / Two that wanna stone me / One says…

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of The Eagles’ Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

In

Slackjaw

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Rowdy Geirsson

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Apr 26, 2021

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of Led Zeppelin’s Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

The plot meanders without focus (“Oh, yeah, alright / Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah / Ah, ah, ah, ah / Oh, don’t leave me so confused, no”).

A Critical Analysis Of Some Of Led Zeppelin’s Most Culturally Significant Literary Works

Rowdy Geirsson

Rowdy Geirsson

Book Author

Promoting Leif Eriksson awareness and failing. Translator of The Impudent Edda and author of The Scandinavian Aggressors. www.scandinavianaggression.com

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